Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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