I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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