the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Terrible idea I love it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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