Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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