my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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