What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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