Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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