Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
ok first of all what the fuck
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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