I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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