my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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