her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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