Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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