so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I got inside last night via doggy door
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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