pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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