Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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