it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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