I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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