All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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