god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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