did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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