i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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