I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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