Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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