shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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