The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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