so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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