Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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