I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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