When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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