Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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