just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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