I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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