This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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