i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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