Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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