the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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