come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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