whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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