what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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