I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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