Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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