how can u be prego again
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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