Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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