butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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