distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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