If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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