Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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