I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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