Whod you bang
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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