Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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